半斤八两
  • 半斤八两

  • 主演:许冠文 许冠英 赵雅芝 许冠杰 吴耀汉 石坚
  • 状态:HD
  • 导演:许冠文
  • 类型:喜剧
  • 简介:万能私家侦探社是一家连同社长黄若思(许冠文)在内只有三名工作人员的小侦探社,由于生意不咸不淡,加上黄若思为人小气刻薄,员工河豚(许冠英)和积琪(赵雅芝),尤其前者没少遭罪。原在汽水厂上班的李国杰(许冠杰)因工作偷懒被老板解雇,一身好功夫的他来到万能求职,黄若思起初不肯雇用,随后见他的确有两把刷子,应了下来,薪水自然苛刻。李国杰没来之前,黄若思与河豚搭档侦探的,无非一些风流、偷窃、欺诈事务,这些案件不是每一都能侦破,而侦破的过程常常充满尴尬,远称不上完美,但其时香港社会的百态却一览无遗。他来之后,三人的合作亦是如此。更要命的,是他们常被警探(吴耀汉)误视作不法分子。几件不大不小的案子,尤其八十岁老翁的娇妻(卢慧芝)在外与人(吴耀汉)偷情一案办过,李国杰显现出比黄若思更强的工作能力,更得客户青睐。某日,黄若思与李国杰受委托来到某家先前被劫匪威胁、现有劫匪出入的戏院,捕捉劫匪的过程中,黄若思被匪首(石坚)的几声枪响吓破胆且负伤,李国杰却凭机智将劫匪制服并收获意外好处,两人身份一时对调。

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